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pissed
3.5.08 @ 23:51 f*cking pissed. don't f*cking irritate me now. want to know why? read on. imagine ... 1. only let off to sleep at 3.30am. 2. couldn't sleep till 4.15am because you were thinking of someone. 3. got woken up by alarm clock (a.k.a mother) at 6.45am instead of 7.30am like you told her. 4. left home at 8am, had breakfast at mac. 5. on the way home from clementi on brother's car, a f*cking cockroach brush against your hair. 6. thought it was nothing and continued with jokes. 7. the f*cking cockroach decided to land on your right thigh. (thankfully, you were wearing LONG jeans) 8. you freaked out. screamed for help in a car. 9. mother laughs while trying to spot the roach. 10. finally arrives at carpark, got out of car safe. 11. reached home, feeling paranoid, bathes again. 12. left home again at 11.30am because your mother drags you to follow her to an rc event, which includes 119 other elderly people, who you would rather never meet. 13. got separated from mom because some moronic old hag wants to take up 2 seats instead of 1. 14. old hags decide to spread the news that your brother's getting married in cantonese, assuming that you couldn't understand it, but mom don't want world to know that he is, simply because they're NOT INVITED. 15.wanted to shop peacefully with your mom, but old hags want to follow your mom. 16. pissed, walks away in unknown shopping center. 17. mom has no choice but to leave old hags and go with you. 18. old hags everywhere. 19. brought clothes. 'jumps for joy' 20. happy moment destroyed when you return to bus filled with old hags with medicated oil that you just can't stand. 21. arrived at food place, old hags rush out for food. 22. waited for mom to find space, but she's busy with the other old hags. 23. had to sit with 5 old hags whom i have never seen before and they proclaim that they are best friends with mom. 24. old hags expect you to serve them food. 25. you are not trained to serve food, you do not have to do it, but old hags simply think you should. 26. old hag say i feel so bad for making you serve us food. 27. old hag stays where she is and still expect to be served. 28. you get freaking pissed, feels like asking old hag to use her toe nails to think. 29. at that point, at least 5 people have asked if i'm mom's daughter. really felt like telling them, oh no, i'm her son, can't you see? all these things i have on me are fake. look real don't they? 30. back in the bus, old hag you sat with placed her bag on the seat, you had to stare and sat down on her bag before she removes it. 31. arrived back in pasir ris, but is freaking tired already. time is 6.15pm. 32. followed mom to rc, sat down and rest before moving to ANOTHER rc for dinner event at 7.20pm. 33. arrives at dinner event, old hags singing their arses out, but obviously, they can't sing for nuts. 34. waited till 8pm (stipulated time for dinner commencement), and the horrible singing goes on. 35. food's here at 8.15pm, old hags singing in background. 36. weirdo dancing to old hag's singing. weirdo is either ah gua or sex change guy. 37. amuses self with how much weirdo looks like a guy, old hag horrible singing in background. 38. finally lucky draw at 9.25pm, but only prize number 40 to 30. 39. more old hag disastrous singing. 40. lucky draw for prize 30 to 11 at 10.25pm, horrible singing in the background. 41. background becomes foreground, disgusting singing heard. 42. tired, irritated, disturbed, you ask when the ordeal ends. 43. mom has no answer. 44. pissed with horrendous singing, turn on music player from handphone and blasts songs. 45. can't hear a freaking thing, changes to linkin park songs. 46. worse, still can't hear a single thing from linkin park's songs. 47. mom asks to leave, you are reluctant because you just want to kill those old hags. 48. finds out there's going to be MORE singing by the old hags. 49. tries to ignore surrounding bullshit and concentrate on listening to linkin park while your mom screams over the singing asking to leave. 50. pissed, irritated, you stood up, grab your bag, storms off. mom chases behind. 51. tries telling (ended up screaming at) mom why you're so freaking pissed because those morons are just tone dead and can't hear that they're out of tune, off beat and the other old hags who irritate you earlier. 52. mom asks you to join her and her friends at coffeeshop for supper, when you're already bloated with not very nice food and anger. 53. takes keys from mom, storms off home. 54. on the way, can't help but think why on earth someone would want to sing in public when they can't even sing for NUTS. 55. thinks to self, you'd rather get knocked down by a car then hear another old hag sing. 56. telling self, the quota for elderly tolerance has exceeded by years. 57. hopes you don't have to see another irritating old hag for years. 58. reach home in record time. 59. slams doors, stays in bedroom. 60. understands why you've heard that when people get angry, they cry too. 61. can't help but wonder where is someone when you need him the most. 62. answers that question yourself, he's asleep since 8.50pm. 63. uses new top that you just wore today for the first time to blow your nose and dry your tears. 64. sudden realization that the top is new, takes out tissue paper and clean off whatever you can find on the top. 65. cleans up, returns to room and locks the door. 66. log on to msn and put the first sentence of this entry as private message. 67. log on to blogger and type this entry. 68. realise that you just spent 30minutes typing this. 69. feeling much better, ends off the entry and go facebook-ing. with love, xoxo |